Clear sushi.

Cigarettes infused with smokable vitamins.

Meat made of shit.

Meat made of shit made of meat made of shit.

Restaurants that give you a little pillow, so you can nap between ordering your food and getting your food.

Edible hair, so it won’t matter if you find one in your food.

Restaurants where all the waiters are drones, so you don’t have to tip them.

Breast milk bar.

A pill to give poor kids, so they don’t need to eat as much.

Crickets.

A clone of Ubre Blanca, the Cuban cow who held the Guinness World Record for most milk produced, and whom Castro used as propaganda for Communism’s superiority as a political system.

Crickets made of shit.

Rats genetically altered to make human breast milk.

Crickets made of shit made of crickets made of shit.

Pills that make your breast milk different flavors: strawberry breast milk, bubblegum breast milk, Hershey’s chocolate syrup breast milk.

Piña cloaca.

Crudité coup d’état.

One-layered onion.

Inside-out egg.