Patrick Kieffer

THE KEANU REEVES REVENGE FILM JOHN WICK AS TOLD THROUGH ITS PARENTHETICAL SUBTITLE SOUND DESCRIPTIONS

 

(CRUNCHING)
(GRUNTS)
(MAN ON RADIO CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
(PANTS)
(GRUNTS)
(PANTS)
(PANTING)
(ALARM BEEPING)
(BEEPING STOPS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(EKG BEEPING)
(SIGHS)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
(CONTINUES BEEPING)
(EKG FLATLINING)
(WIND CHIMES ECHOING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(SIGHS)
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
(SOBBING)
(EXHALING)
(SNIFFS)
(SNIFFS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(EXHALES)
(WHIMPERING)
(ALARM BEEPING)
(BEEPING STOPS)
(EXHALES)
(WHIMPERING)
(WHIMPERING)
(WHIMPERING)
(COLLAR DINGING ON BOWL)
(DOG BARKS)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(WHIMPERING)
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS)
(TAPS)
(CHUCKLES)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(DOOR OPENS)
(DOOR CREAKING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(YELLING)
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(BARKING)
(BARKING)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
(GROANS)
(GLASS SHATTERS)
(DOG WHIMPERING)
(WHIMPERING)
(YELPS)
(GROANS)
(MUMBLES)
(GRUNTS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(ALARM BEEPING)
(BEEPING STOPS)
(HEART BEATING)
(DOG WHIMPERING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)
(HORN HONKING)
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(LAUGHING)
(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTS)
(EXHALES)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(SIPS)
(SWALLOWS)
(EXHALES)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(GAGGING)
(COUGHS)
(GRUNTS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(SIGHS)
(FOOTSTEPS THUMPING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(EXHALES)
(PHONE RINGING)
(PHONE CLATTERS)
(EXHALES)
(GUNSHOTS)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(YELLING)
(MAGAZINE CLATTERS)
(GRUNTING)
(PANTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(BOTH STRAINING)
(GROANING)
(STRAINING)
(GRUNTING)
(PANTING)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
(EXHALES)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(SQUEAKING)
(WHIRRING)
(DOORBELL BUZZING)
(SNIFFS)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
(CREAKING)
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING)
(JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES)
(SINGING)
(SONG ENDS)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
(INAUDIBLE)
(MEN LAUGHING)
(SIGHS)
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(HUMMING)
(DOOR SQUEAKING)
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
(WATER SPLASHING)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
(CONTINUES GROANING)
(CHOKING)
(COUGHS)
(GRUNTING)
(GURGLING)
(BONES CRACKING)
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(GRUNTING)
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(GROANS)
(WOMEN SHRIEKING)
(GRUNTING)
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
(MAN GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
(GUNSHOTS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
(GUN CLICKS)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GUN COCKS)
(GRUNTING)
(BONES CRACKING)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(GRUNTS)
(WOMEN SCREAMING)
(CAR APPROACHING)
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
(GRUNTING)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(GRUNTS)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)
(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)
(GRUNTS)
(SNIFFLES)
(SIGHS)
(SNIFFLES)
(SIGHS)
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS)
(PHONE RINGING)
(GRUNTING)
(RINGING CONTINUES)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(RINGING CONTINUES)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(RINGING CONTINUES)
(GRUNTING)
(RINGING CONTINUES)
(SNIFFLES)
(GROANING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(GUN CLICKS)
(CHUCKLES)
(ORGAN PLAYING HYMNALS)
(GROANING)
(GASPING)
(GROANS)
(GUNSHOT)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(SIGHS)
(GROANS)
(KEYPAD BEEPING)
(DOOR BUZZING)
(WOMEN WHIMPERING)
(AIR HISSING)
(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(GUNSHOT)
(GROANS)
(BONE CRACKS)
(GRUNTS)
(MUFFLED GUNSHOT)
(GUNFIRE)
(MAN GRUNTS)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
(MAN SHOUTING)
(GRUNTING)
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
(GROANS)
(STAMMERING)
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTING)
(CHUCKLES)
(GROANING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH STRAINING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS)
(CHOKING)
(GRUNTS)
(CRACKING)
(VEHICLE DRIVING AWAY)
(SCREAMS)
(SIGHS)
(GUN FIRING)
(EXPLOSIONS IN VIDEO GAME)
(GRUNTING)
(EXPLOSIONS IN VIDEO GAME)
(FIRING GUN)
(BEEPING)
(EXPLOSION)
(GUNSHOT)
(GUNSHOT)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(SIGHS)
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
(GROANS)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
(COINS CLINKING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(LAUGHING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(LAUGHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(YELLING)
(GUNFIRE)
(GRUNTING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(GUNSHOTS)
(GUNSHOT)
(LAUGHING)
(SCREAMS)
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
(GROANS)
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
(SIGHS)
(SHOUTS)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(BONES CRACKING)
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(GROANING)
(DOGS BARKING)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING)
(YELLS)
(PANTING)
(DOG WHINING)


PATRICK KIEFFER is a writer and teacher in New York City.


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